Backstreet Pick-up lines

Backstreet Boys: Then and Now

Backstreet Pick-up lines

Things that they shouldn't say......EVER!!

Okay.....we all love the stupid things that they say...correct. well what if one day they took it way too far?? I know what your saying....what could AJ,Nick,Brian,Kevin and Howie say to drive our nerves?? HEHEHE well on this day i have what you might say a FIGURE of speech!!

BSB Pick-Up Lines The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. - Nick Be unique, be different, say yes.... -AJ Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? - Brian Nice legs...what time do they open? - AJ Fu*k me if I'm wrong when I say you wanna kiss me. - AJ Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. - Kevin My name is Nick...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. - Nick I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. - Brian You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. - Howie I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. - Kevin Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. - Brian I've got a thirst baby and you smell like my Gatorade. - Nick Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? - Brian My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. - Nick I know Milk it does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? - Nick You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? - AJ If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. - Nick Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What you don't like pizza? - Brian I noticed you noticing me, I'm just gonna put you on notice that I noticed you too. - Brian Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. - Kevin They call me coffee. I grind so fine. - Howie I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right. - Howie I think I can die happy now...cuz I've seen a piece of heaven. - Nick Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me. - AJ Hi, my name is "Milk". I'll do your body good. - Nick Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. - Nick Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. - Brian Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart. - AJ Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers. - Howie Hello, Cupid called, He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. - Brian Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. - AJ Do you sleep on your stomach at night? Can I???- Brian I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house? - Nick Is that Windex or can I see myself inside your pants? - AJ What winks a lot and fu*ks like a tiger? Hi, nice to meet you, my name is Howard. - Howie Like Motel 6...I'll leave a light on for you. - AJ There must be something wrong with my eyes cuz I can't take them off you. - Brian Help the homeless. Take me home with you! - Nick I hope you know CPR cause baby you take my breath away! - Howie Baby, somebody call God cause he's missing an angel - Brian If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? - Nick Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? - Howie I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. - Nick I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? - Brian I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. - Nick Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. - AJ I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. - Brian If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you and I together. - Nick You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. - AJ Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see if it says, "Made in Heaven". - Brian Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up. - Kevin Are those real? - Nick The only place I want to go is south of the border. - AJ Hey baby...Can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose? - AJ You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. - Brian You can feel the magic between us...No, lower! - Nick I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. - Howie Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya. - AJ If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. - Nick Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. - Brian (Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself. - Kevin Sex is a killer...want to die happy? - Howie You know if I was you, I'd have sex with me. - Nick You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind, all night long. - Kevin Your pants are like a mirror, I can see myself in them. - AJ If you really want it good girl, come and get yourself a bad boy. - Brian
Ok ppl TO MY KNOWLEDGE the boys have never said these things, but then again, I've never been hit on by one of them so I really don't know. But I'm sure that at least most of this is fiction. PS I didn't write this, a friend sent it to me.