Where all you can do is shake your head and sigh at the things they do.
hahaha...this is funny!
SUPER FUNNY: (guys sorry but this is staying! lol)
no words to explain...they just need a good hug
Oooookay!! who is who?!?
Nick is obviously the monster...eww....Howie d is the cowboy...Brian....the clown...of course! Kevin
is somethin;' from outer space...what the heck is he...(thinks) and finally Aj is the pimp. Well they all dressed up as their
alter egos. Nicely done boys!
Please don't feed the animals....
Welcome to the Backstreet Zoo. I am your tour
guide, JD. here along with my buddy here...Bre' Today,we will observe five different specimens on this tour. Please
don't touch or feed the animals. No flash photography. Please keep your arms and legs inside the tram at all
times, as well as your personal belongings. Feel free to ask questions, and enjoy the tour.
Specimen
One Alexander James McLean: The Wild Child Identified by: Endless and varying array of sunglasses/jewelry/hat/tattoos. Dangerous?
Yes, under testing in our labs, we concluded that this creature has a passionate and permanent crave for women and booze.
When coming into contact with these stimuli, the creature cannot stop his impulses. Men, shield the women on the tram. Onto
our next animal....
Specimen Two Brian Thomas Littrell: The Innocent One Identified by: Nostrils the size of Mount Fuji, and
a small annoying cockroach named Tyke. Dangerous? Yes, Tyke may attack suddenly and leave permanent, yet microscopic, wound
scars.
Next creature....
Specimen Three Howard Dorough: The Sweet
One Identified by: Inexplicable and unstoppable eye twitch, commonly known as "winking". Dangerous: Yes, if you do not
exercise extreme caution, you may get stuck in his eyelid as he gets an attack. Sadly, we've lost three zoo workers
this way.
Continuing on our tour....
Here we find our next victim, I mean, animal....
Specimen Four Kevin Scott Richardson: The Perfect One Turned Satan Identified by:
Eyebrows that are a nice environment for breeding guinea pigs. Dangerous? Yes, those guinea pigs we speak of may attack
suddenly, for they have tykitis (see specimen two).
Scientists at our zoo have now determined
that the evolution of Kevin from Sex God to Satan has done irreversible damage to our love for the ex-model. *sobs*
You suck, Satan. Sorry, I lost my composure there. Moving on....
Specimen
Five Nickolas Gene Carter: The Blonde One Identified by: Dazed glare in eyes and newly sported hairstyle/tats/weight
loss. Dangerous? Yes, the glare in his eyes can blind you. We advise you to put on your sunglasses.
BREAKING
DISCOVERY!
It does seem that our Einstein
has taken Kevin's place as the dead sexy mofo. Need proof?
*thud* Well, that explains it right there. No need for words. *dies*
Well, that concludes our tour of the Backstreet Zoo. Thank you for visiting us. Do come again.
*waves*
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